// MAY 2026 · LIVE FROM THE PODIUM

HE'S MAD.

HE'S POINTING.

HE'S THE CHART.

$FURY is the loudest, reddest, most finger-pointing memecoin on Solana. Built around one principle: anger is a renewable resource. Every dip is fuel. Every doubter is fuel. Every red candle that turns green is a man yelling into a microphone that finally got what he wanted. Point. Yell. Hold.

[ APE THE RAGE ] // READ THE MANIFESTO
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// THE MANIFESTO OF FURY

Some tokens whisper.
This one yells.

Other coins promise calm. Other coins promise zen. Other coins promise "smooth onboarding." We promise three veins on a forehead. We promise a man at a podium who has not blinked since 2015. We promise the pointing. Always the pointing.

01

POINT.

Every Angry Trump operation begins with a finger. The finger is non-negotiable. The finger is doctrine. If the finger is down, the bag is down. If the finger is up, we are up.

02

YELL.

Volume is liquidity. The louder the founder, the deeper the book. Silent founders rug. Yelling founders ship. Our founder is, at all times, yelling at no one in particular.

03

HOLD.

You don't sell anger. You let it compound. The angrier you become, the more $FURY you accumulate. This is, technically, a flywheel. Legally, a coping mechanism.

04

RAGEPILL.

Once you see the chart you cannot unsee the chart. Once you hear the yell you cannot unhear the yell. This is called the Ragepill. Side effects include green candles.

05

NO COMPROMISE.

Liquidity locked. Mint terminated. Roadmap shouted from a stage with no script. We negotiate with no one. Especially not the bear. The bear knows what it did.

06

WE ARE THE PODIUM.

Every holder is a microphone. Every wallet is a flag. Every trade is a sentence shouted into a hot mic in a hotel ballroom. The press is here. The press is always here.

TIME — MAN OF FURY

// FILE 001 — MAN OF FURY

It started as a scowl.
It became an asset class.

The greatest charts in history were not built on patience. They were built on grievance. On a man at a microphone, jacket open, finger out, screaming the name of an enemy nobody else can quite identify. That is what we are bottling. We are bottling that.

"I'M ANGRY. AND I'M HOLDING."
— THE WHITEPAPER, IN ITS ENTIRETY.

$FURY is not financial advice. $FURY is emotional advice. The financial advice is incidental. Buy at your own risk. Yell at your own risk. Point at the chart. Point at your screen. Point at us. Then hold.

// FROM EVERY ANGLE

Three poses. One mood.

The pointing rally. The pointing podium. The pointing barricade. Below: three certified pointing events, archived for posterity, ready for your group chat.

Rage portrait
// POINT. YELL.
The pose that started a token.
100% MAD cover
// 100% MAD
Verified mad. Independently audited.
Storm portrait — lightning
// THE STORM
The weather decided to match the mood.

// FRONT PAGE · WEEKEND EDITION

It made the papers.
And the papers are angry too.

The story broke at 4:11 AM, like all good stories do. The wires picked it up. The cable hosts read it back to themselves three times before accepting it was real. The headline wrote itself. The headline only needed one word.

That word was, of course, FURIOUS.

The Daily Rage — FURIOUS
Storm portrait

// THE WEATHER REPORT

The forecast called for rage.
The forecast was correct.

The day $FURY launched, two unrelated weather services reported unscheduled lightning over three different time zones at once. Meteorologists are still working on an explanation. We have one. It is not a weather event. It is a launch event.

The token does not pretend to be calm. It does not pretend the seas are smooth. The seas are not smooth. The seas are angry. The token is angry. The chart is angry. You are angry. That is the trade.

By the end of the week the weather was back to normal. The token was not. It will not be.

// THE ANGER METER

By the numbers. All of them red.

1B
// total supply · fixed
0/0
// buy · sell tax
100%
// independently mad
∞
// pointing horizon

// SIX-STEP YELLING PLAN

From day zero to day infinity.

// DAY 0 — LAUNCH

SYSTEM SCREAM

Token deployed on Solana. Liquidity locked. Mint terminated. Microphone hot. The first sentence is a yell. The second sentence is also a yell.

// DAY 1 — RECEPTION

THE PRESS NOTICES

The press always notices. The press always asks the wrong question. The press always gets pointed at. They love it. They never learn.

// WEEK 1 — DECLARATION

RAGEPILL DROP

Memes deployed at industrial scale. Every group chat you are in receives the chart. They will not say anything but they will buy. They always do.

// MONTH 1 — INVASION

THE TIRADE

Listings appear unprompted. Tier-2 CEXs send DMs that begin "hey we noticed." We do not respond to those DMs. We point at the screen until they go away.

// MONTH 6 — DOMINATION

RED CANDLE GENOCIDE

The red candles start losing market share to the green candles. The bears file complaints. The complaints are read out loud at the podium. The crowd boos. The chart pumps.

// DAY ∞ — REIGN

THE ETERNAL YELL

The yelling does not stop. The pointing does not stop. The chart does not stop. The token outlives the bear. The token outlives the bull. The token outlives the chain.

// FIELD REPORTS

What the holders are screaming.

RG
ragepilled
@points.always · 4h

told my therapist I bought $FURY. she said "anger is not a strategy" and I said "have you SEEN the chart" and then I pointed at her wall for thirty seconds. she signed a release form for early discharge.

FR
furiouswallet
@boil.point · 2h

$FURY is the only token I've ever held where I get a notification when it goes UP and I'm ALSO mad. mad it didn't pump SOONER. mad I didn't ape MORE. mad in general. that's the whole pitch. it's working.

PD
podium.dev
@finger.gun · 1h

just stood up in the middle of a stand-up meeting and said "I'M $FURY AND I'M HOLDING" and then sat back down. nobody made eye contact for the rest of the call. PR moved 10x in the same hour. correlation is not causation but it is, in this case, causation.

TM
trademic.sol
@hot.mic · 12m

my wife asked why I was yelling at the laptop and I held up the $FURY chart and she said "okay carry on" and walked out. THIS is bull market behavior. THIS is what the white paper means. point. yell. hold.

// DEXSCREENER ASSET PACK

Pre-rendered, all-static, zero-GIF.

Every asset below is a still image. The rage moves on its own — no animation needed. Drop into Dexscreener, X, Telegram, group chats, whatever. Walk away. Let it work.

Token icon 500
// ICON · 500×500 PNG
token-500.png
DOWNLOAD
Token icon 200
// PROFILE · 200×200 PNG
token-100.png
DOWNLOAD
// BANNER · 600×200 PNG
token-600x200.png
DOWNLOAD
OG
// OG · 1200×630 PNG
og.png
DOWNLOAD

// DEPLOY ON DEXSCREENER

  1. Open your Dexscreener token page → "Edit info."
  2. Upload token-500.png as the static icon.
  3. Upload token-100.png as the profile picture (still — no GIF, as requested).
  4. Upload token-600x200.png as the banner.
  5. Paste this site as the website. Add X, Telegram, then yell.

// SHIPS WITH

  1. hero.jpg — 1600×900 hero shot.
  2. cover-1.jpg — TIME-style "MAN OF FURY".
  3. cover-2.jpg — RAGE magazine "100% MAD".
  4. newspaper.jpg — front page "FURIOUS".
  5. storm.jpg — lightning portrait.
  6. rage-portrait.jpg + 3 gallery shots.
$FURY SOLANA 1B SUPPLY 0/0 TAX POINT. YELL. HOLD.